Batshit Loony TV

Well that was an hour of my life that I won’t get back, the hour that I bothered to stay up and watch a Question Time audience mentally over-power a bumbling idiot try and dress up his political mantras as believable and workable policies for a government.

The only question left standing from Question Time this morning is “Does the panel think that Nick Griffin is a slimeball with racist, homophobic views, or is he just a bit simple ?”

Fortunately the BBC grew some balls last night and allowed the programme to go ahead with the odious Griffin as a panel guest despite the protestations  outside the studio of those who wished to simply shout him down without listening to his batshit version of politics – I’ve long subscribed to the thought that you should listen to every policy that every flavour of politician has to offer and then decide for yourself whether they are a credible alternative to the flavour currently in power, or simply batshit loony.

The BNP are very definitely batshit loony, but not in the nice way that the Raving Monster Loony Party were batshit loony, more like the way that the Nazi Party were batshit loony in the 1930s

Unfortunately the British National Party’s web site appears to have disappeared recently and is replaced by a one page temporary site listing this weeks popularist soundbites, stuff that will have the ill-informed nodding their heads and muttering “British Workers before the Banks, yeah thats a good policy, uurgh”.

Such a shame therefore that we cannot this morning consider some of their actual policies from the manifesto of the last general election, but fear not, for I remember some of them…

One of the more batshit loony policies was an idea that tackled two apparent problems, too many civil servants wasting too much money, and too many of those horrible “forriners” coming ashore to claim off our benefits system, the former being employed to feed and clothe and house the latter in the minds of most BNP supporters – the batshit loony solution ? Sack the civil servants from their handing out benefits desk bound jobs and instead located them around our shoreline as “Coast Patrols” to stop the boat loads of those “forriners” arriving in the first place

I promise you that I have not invented that last paragraph, it was a genuine item in their election manifesto.

And of course they had a policy of repatriation of those of the wrong skin colour from this country, a policy that was denied by the odious Griffin last night as he invited anyone of a non-white denomination to “Stay here, its not a problem”, completely counter to the actual manifesto item which carefully listed the criteria of those who would be targeted by their cretinous party for repatriation to the country of their birth, or their parents birth, or their grandparents birth, yes thats right, anyone who had non-British parentage going back three generations would be offered financial incentives to go to another country somewhere, as long as it wasn’t within the British Isles.

Thats me sorted then, I’ll take Griffins coin and I’ll be off back to Ireland thanks to me Granny, gawd bless her.

Except of course they don’t really mean the likes of me and my lily-white skin, I’d have to have several sessions in a  fake-tan salon before they’d consider my application for repatriation, a fact that was all too clear in the now hidden manifesto, but again denied outright by the odious Griffin who insisted several times that “colour doesn’t matter”.

Go tell it to your supporters Griffin, for this morning they’ll be asking some serious questions of you, starting with “Are we not sending the darkies home then ?”