Oldies but goldies…
So this bloke goes into a bar and asks for a pint.
“One for me and have one for yourself mate” he tells the barman, then as the barmans pouring both pints he says, “No, tell you what, give everyone in the bar a pint too”
There’s uproar as everyone in the pub joins him at the bar slapping him on the back and as everyone is served it gradually goes quiet again until theres only the barman and the bloke stood at the bar.
“You know mate, I shouldn’t be in here with what I’ve got” says the bloke
“Why, what have you got ?” says the barman
“£1.50″
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I thang-yew…
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