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This is how women work…
You stay up late watching something on TV, the wife goes to bed.
When you finally decide its time for bed too you walk into the bedroom to find the TV set in there still showing a repeat episode of Eastenders, the show for numbnuts and the terminally braindead, your wife is fast asleep in the bed and actually snoring.
You undress and ready yourself for bed, still she sleeps, you climb into bed and pull most of the quilt over to your side, still she sleeps, you remove the remote control from her hand, still she sleeps…
You turn off the TV set.
She awakes and speaks those immortal words.
“Well thanks, I was watching that”